I’m married, so I’m not on Tinder. And even though when I was single and on it and didn’t enjoy it that much, I still kind of miss silently passing judgment on people with a left or right swipe. It’s tons of fun.
That’s why I find some measure of fun grabbing friends’ phones and getting on their Tinder accounts in search of their future spouse. It’s even better when they’re watching me do it over their shoulder and we comment on people’s photos.
So how awesome would it be if someone who was actually funny, like Amy Schumer, did the same exact thing?
That’s what the peeps over at Vanity Fair wanted to know when they asked the comedian to do just that. And it was hilarious.
At first, Schumer had to learn the ground rules of the app.
The first victim was an immediate left swipe for his guitar profile pic because it was an obvious “you’re just trying to get pussy at a party” move.
After a few left swipes, Amy did find a guy for Andrea, the woman she was helping out.
And he ended up being a match!
Amy also warned Andrea of “secret dirtbags”, aka guys who publicly flaunt their love for their mothers and are involved with charity work.
Then they found the ultimate match, a 38-year-old fireman with a picture of him holding a kitten.
Amy then took over the conversation and asked Thomas to “light my fiya.”
But it turns out that Thomas wasn’t really into the idea of getting hammered with Andrea at 2 in the afternoon.